Hi there.
My name is Silvio.
I’m a creative director and writer.
These are some of the things I’ve done for money.
I partnered with ceramicists and fashion designers to create a new line of products.
I’ve statiscally proven that movie adaptations suck.
I helped create a new movie genre.
I won the Super Bowl. Kind of.
I urged a President to adopt a dog to avoid impeachment.